My wife and I are in the exciting start-up stages of a revolutionary new business.

According to a report by Dr. Sherie Hite, only 30% of women are able to achieve an orgasm from intercourse alone. This means that 70% of women are not routinely receiving the many documented benefits orgasm.

My wife and I intend to change this by making available for sale and rent absolutely the best machine ever made for producing orgasms in women. We are talking about the Sybian, a machine manufactured by a small company in Eastern Illinois. This machine is driven by two powerful AC motors, perfect for introducing a woman to her unlimited supply of orgasms.