Yes, it`s not what you know, but who you know.
I`ll see what (who) I can find out.
In the meantime, how about an official call-out to the StartupNation community for some 911 assistance. This is actually a feature that is not "officially" built into our current (notice I said "current") forum software but the really smart StartupNation members have done some figgerin` on how to make fancy stuff work.
Who wants to be the knight (or knightess) in shining armor on this one? A guest feature on an upcoming community podcast is yours if you can solve the puzzle.