I took everyone`s advice and changed up the copy. I have more changes to make, but thought these matters were the most pressing:
- Made the font darker and bigger on all pages.
- Changed the homepage content. Shortened it, took out a lot of the jokes, and added in bullet points with links to sign up.
- Changed the "services" tab at the top of the page to "Sign Up!"
- Changed the "How it works" content. Shortened it, took out many of the jokes, added in a paragraph about our discretion, and tried to answer some of the questions you guys had.
Please let me know what you think of the changes. I look forward (I think) to the critiques!