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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON”

Banta: My wife thinks I am perfect.
Santa: Yes I heard her say so.
Banta: When?
Santa: The time she called you an idiot.

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said.
The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant."
The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?"
"No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out.
He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?"
"No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up."

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. 
One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was 
drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said "I took
the liberty of milking your cow this morning!" He then continues and says 
"it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly." 
The uncle says with a confused look " Um son we don't have a cow...We have 
a bull!"

I like all the jokes which are shared in this thread....

good jokes and some are really very funny..

Why did the blonde carry a car door through the desert?

- so if she got hot she could roll the window down.  :)

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked
"Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill."