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What do you have if you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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What is the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

Lipstick.

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Why is a lawyer safe if they fall into the ocean?

Sharks don`t eat their own kind.

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody`s gonna lose a trailer.

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Before you get started, lawyers told me those jokes!

You should probably set up some ground rules for this category....

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Dale
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oh I love this, but I don`t know any  jokes.

An Older couple was having problems remembering things, when their doctor suggested they keep a note book handy and write everything down.

One evening While watching T.V. The man decides he wants some Ice Cream. And asked his wife if she like a bowl of Ice Cream also.

“Yes” she replies. “Don’t forget to write it down.”

“Woman I think I can remember a simple thing like Ice Cream” He responds. Then asked “Would you like anything on the Ice Cream?”

Thinking for a moment she decides she’d like some chocolate syrup.

“But I really think you should write all this down.”

Laughing he replies. “Woman I think I can remember Ice Cream with chocolate syrup.”

Ok but I also want chopped nuts on top.

“Ice Cream with chocolate syrup and nuts on top. Not a problem”

The Older man leaves the room about thirty minutes later returns with eggs, bacon and hash browns. His wife looks at him and shakes her head.

“ You old fool, I told you to write it down. You forgot the toast!”

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
Mark Twain

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 I don`t know...they are still working on it!


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Ed Engstrom
edengstrom@hotmail.com

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a blonde at a blinking red light...


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Quaerite Primum Regnum

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
~ Oscar Levant ~

Twitter: @rossb

MALL SCAM

Careful out there guys don`t fall for it.

This happened to me at the mall.

Here is their scam:

Two good looking 18 year old girls with wet T-shirts approach while youre still in the car.

One starts wiping your windshield with a Squigee, the other comes to your window saying hi while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her shirt, impossible not to look.

When you offer a few dollars for the window-clean they say no and ask for a ride to another Shopping Center. You agree and they sit in the back.

On the way they start undressing in the back seat.
Then one of them jumps to the front seat & starts to hug you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday & Friday, but I couldnt find them Saturday or Sunday.

PLEASE Be careful!

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