DINNER GONE BAD... continued...
Here it is folks. The laughable part of the meal. I decided to make lobsters for my wife for V Day. Only thing is, the fellow at the grocery store sold me LIVE lobsters.
Well, let me tell you. Those things are a little harder to kill than expected. At first I got my trusty survival knife out and was going to stab them. My wife stopped me. So then I grab a spoon and start bonking them in the head trying to at least knock them out.
lol. I found out why they put the rubber bands on the claws. They will certainly pinch you while you are trying to kill them. I still have a blood blister. Then my wife says just put em into the boiling pot of water!!! WHAT??? ALIVE??? Gross.
So I do as I am told and them suckers kept crawling out. Must have needed a bigger pot. So finally I lay them on their back one at a time in there. Between fighting them boogers and making the salad, now you can see why I had my hands full. So then I throw some butter in there with them. They must have liked that cause they stayed still.
Then I start on dessert. I hear this popping sound. The doggone claws busted on me.
So I take them out and serve them up. Unfortunately, they weren`t quite done yet. So onto dessert we went.
Now you see what happens in the kitchen with an inexperienced hand.