"I`m sorry, that`s not something I`m authorized to do."
Okay, then send me to someone who CAN help me!!!!!!
I HATE that employees either DON`T have the power given to them or WON`T take care of an issue for you because it reflects poorly on them with the company. The most tragically funny CS experience of late was the poor guy who tried to cancel his AOL account and was basically told, "NO" by the CS Rep: LINK
~Kim

I often do what I call a "Kevorkian" where I commit "hold suicide" by hanging up in frustration after many minutes. I hate the repeated message that tells me over and over that these are "peak hours" and "all representatives are busy". Or, when you can`t get to a real person and have to wade through 15 prompts to press "1" or "8" or whatever.
~Kim
This is so funny for me. LOL
I love this one (Thanks CraigL)
They`re just trying, they say, to determine what is the problem. I KNOW the damn problem! (Half the time I almost know the whole solution too!)
I`m a Tech (PC) so I provide Service, a solution, so mainly I have day-in-out calling manufacturer`s Support Center or even ISP (Internet Service Provider) Companies.
So I LOL because, that`s right, many of this call I just hang out (myself) the call after half an hour waiting on the phone, while my brain desesperatelly find some solution by its own (!)
I could say something on behalf of one Company, here in Miami.
Since DSL started here in Miami, Florida (around 8 years ago) I could swear personally that Bellsouth gave an amazing rate of 1~5 minutes wait-call, and a 10~15 minutes solution time.
That`s an AMAZING good rate above any other Company has passed by my hears.
But that kind of fairy-tale-happiness couldn`t last forever...
Along came ATT and f...up the dream. (no,no ...fINISH up)
:))