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CraigL

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Jun 22, 2007 4:26 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Hah...! I knew I had little to be concerned about, what with my brain getting bigger and leaving less room on my skull for hair. But...! I got nothin` to worry about, when I see this!
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By Daniel Howden
Published: 22 June 2007

Scientists in Chile have been faced with a riddle after a lake in Patagonia disappeared. The five-mile long glacial lake in the Magallanes region of southern Patagonia was last seen four months ago.

The disappearance of the five-acre body of water in Bernardo O`Higgins National Park was discovered in late May by park rangers. Where the lake had been in March, they found a dry crater and several large pieces of ice that used to float atop the water. "A team on a routine patrol for local fauna approached the lake from the south-eastern side where, to their great surprise, they found the lake had completely disappeared," Chile`s National Forestry Service (Conaf) said in a statement.

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LOL!! Police said the lake was last seen wearing a blue suit, yellow shirt, and a red hat. Any information from the public would be helpful.

"Jeez... I dunno," said Captain Fiddlebrow. "We heard the lake was loitering around street corners, hangin` with a bad crowd lately. We can only hope that no harm has come to it."

The parents of the lake were unavailable for comment, but we must wonder what sort of home life was this lake experiencing? Is there an abuse issue, drugs, or perhaps a lack of self-esteem?
nhgnikole

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Jun 22, 2007 2:47 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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They lost ... a lake?


tikki50

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Jun 22, 2007 3:55 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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So craig your comparing your loss of hair to lake, I mean in your photo you don`t look like you lost all your hair, but hey to each his own.... :)

Seriously though, you gotta wonder what happened. Most likely a change in the water currents could have sucked the lake dry.

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CraigL

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Jun 22, 2007 4:32 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Well, it`s a mystery alright... :-D
DennisJ

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Jun 30, 2007 12:03 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Oh lets not even go to the hair loss thing

but as the old saying goes "GOD only made a few perfect heads...the rest he put HAIR on"

CraigL

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Jun 30, 2007 5:01 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Zackly!!

I did hear they issued an Amber alert. The lake was seen getting into a car headed for New Mexico, as far as anyone could determine.
jenidlg

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Jul 03, 2007 11:06 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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I haven`t seen any lakes wandering loose around here.  Better check with Texas.

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CraigL

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Jul 04, 2007 12:45 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Oh....this doesn`t bode well for the lake. :-( It apparently never made it to New Mexico! On the other hand, we have no reliable reports that the car was actually traveling to NM.

As of today, however, the lake is still reported missing.
jillybeans

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Jul 15, 2007 9:58 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Any updates on the missing lake?  I checked and it isn`t in my backyard!  Or my front yard . . . although my hot tub has plenty of water so maybe the lake is hiding there?
CraigL

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Jul 15, 2007 3:03 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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I think this is one of those sad stories we so often hear, of a good lake gone bad. We`ll probably never know, but my guess is that it was abducted, used and abused in a big city somwhere, and when it was all dried up, tossed away like old junk.

We can only wonder, though....where were the parents in all this? It`s why I`ve always been a strong advocate for curfews for lakes.
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