Sometimes I call in sick because I can`t or don`t want to function. You know those days where you think "If I go to work today I won`t be able to stop by starbucks for an hour and half and I think I`d really enjoy that. Besides, if I go to work today someone`s child (or insert witty noun here, ie unruly dog, or jacked up software)might end up in traction(or insert your on witty prepositional phrase here, ie at the bottom of the river, or on the floor in a gajillion pieces) . . . " Today is only sort of one of those days; my foot really does hurt (inexplicably), but I could prolly ride it out if the mere thought of going in didn`t cause my toenails to curl.
Don`t get me wrong I love my job, just not today.
I always think that this would never happen if I had the perfect job. I know that it`s just wishful thinking.
Am I the only one who does this? Do incedents decrease when it`s your own business? Do they increase? (sorry I`m taking a statistics class and the homework questions are starting to take over my psyche. . .)