Nearly everything has been said here.
I will just stress on one thing: No All Flash Site. All the SEO stuff holds true for this as said in earlier posts. Just one additional point for not using flash:Click on any link on the top. If the page is extending down the screen use mouse scroll to go down the page - It doesn`t work. Most of the users use the scroll button to scroll down the page. But, in your case one will have to explictly either use the scroll bar on the right of the page or will have to click once outside the flash and then use mouse scroll.
It might not sound a big issue but trust me. It is irritating for the user. I stress a lot on usability of an application. Hence, my comments.
But, I really loved your content and the topping of humor on it. Colors can be light green or light blue or lighter pink.
All the best