I`d never heard of Jack Hardy! Did I miss a memo? Who is dat guy, and is he the one Jimi Hendrix refers to, "S`cuse me while I kiss this guy?"
:-)


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Craig Landes
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Defining the undefinable. "There are 10 kinds of people in the world---those who understand binary numbers and those who don`t." - Unknown

International Society of Curmudgeons

I hadn`t either but it got me curious and with the power of Google I found this page:

Jack Handy quotes

He is pretty funny. Thanks Todd for bringing him up. Glad you liked it


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Ah...thanks for the link. I didn`t have a TV for a number of years, right when SNL got started, so I missed a whole lot of Cull`Chuh. :-) But I`m catching up. (I think I`m gonna rent "Jaws," `cause I heard that`s supposed to be a good movie.)

There`s a difference between an -ism and good humor, though. Yogiisms are based on a style (problem?) of logic. They`ve entered the language on the basis that many people who aren`t trying to be funny end up making these communication mistakes.

On the other hand, there`s so much humor in the world that it`s pretty hard to go through a week without at least 1 really good belly laugh! I used to think it was gas, but then realized it was just laughing. (When I was a baby, I totally remember laughing, and hearing the adults around me saying it was gas, though.)



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Craig Landes
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Defining the undefinable. "There are 10 kinds of people in the world---those who understand binary numbers and those who don`t." - Unknown

International Society of Curmudgeons

The future ain`t what it used to be- Yogi

Decided to get back to Yogiism.

Kathy



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90% of this game is half mental.

- Yogi

(i was thinking about that as I watched a called 3rd strike go by in my most recent at bat. too much thinkin` & not enough swingin`.)


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Joel Welsh
chief community officer
StartupNation

LOL! I remember that one.... :-D I love surrealism.

There`s a line from one of those satire movies, I think...."Hot Shots Part Deux?" where Lloyd Bridges plays a nutso Navy commander. At the end, where there`s this big sword fight, I believe it`s he who says to the bad guy, "I`m gonna kill you so bad you`re gonnd DIE from it!"




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Craig Landes
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Defining the undefinable. "There are 10 kinds of people in the world---those who understand binary numbers and those who don`t." - Unknown

International Society of Curmudgeons

the love of languages is

touch

time

gift

talk

act

Yogi is great haha.  This one from nhgnikole rings true to me haha

"I take a two hour nap, from one o`clock to four."

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I couldn't resist this one...

"Cut my pizza into four pieces instead of eight. I can’t eat eight pieces."

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Are cufflinks considered mens jewelry?

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An immediate annuity is an investment that does not guarantee a specific rate of return but rather a lifetime of income.