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CraigL

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Jun 16, 2007 9:44 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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I really love language. If they hadn`t invented it already, somebody would`ve complained!

Anyway, I ran across yet another (new, for me) Yogiism the other day:
You`d better cut that pizza into 4 pieces; I`m not hungry enough to eat 8.

Yogi Berra was famous for saying stuff like that, without even trying. So I went looking, and ran into other famous people who`ve said really strange things that somehow, make sense. Another fella, a man after my own heart, is David Farber.
Nobody`s going to put his neck out on a limb.

It`s a kind of dyslexia, I think, where you sort of hear with an astigmatism. I know it happens to me a lot, where I`ll just be wandering through life and see a sign or hear something on the radio that sounds....odd. If I think about it, I realize it probably was my own brain that was odd, not the original.

My latest was seeing a sign: "Presbyterian crossing," and later realizing it must have been "Pedestrian crossing." I hadn`t realized, though, how many other people end up with this kind of surreal view of life.

Rich posted on favorite Latin phrases, and I was wondering if people have other quotes that stick in their mind? :-) Maybe in English, though.

You can observe a lot by just watching. -- Yogi Berra
[It`s] time for the human race to enter the solar system. -- Dan Quayle
CraigL2007-6-16 22:2:36


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Kathy

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Jun 16, 2007 10:23 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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This is a funny one from yogi-
When asked what time it is, he said "You mean right now?"

I really like Mark Twain and wanted to post these also even though they aren`t yogi.

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Mark Twain


He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
Mark Twain

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
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nhgnikole

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Jun 17, 2007 12:16 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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My favs:

"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You`ve got to be very careful if you don`t know where you`re going, because you might not get there."
"You should always go to other people`s funerals; otherwise, they won`t come to yours."

And this is my personal motto:
"I take a two hour nap, from one o`clock to four."



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CraigL

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Jun 17, 2007 12:24 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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LOL!! I`m goin` with the nap thing!  But I do make sure to not only go to other people`s funerals, but also to send a Thank You note!

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Joel

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Jun 17, 2007 9:05 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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"If they don`t want to come, you can`t stop them."

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CraigL

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Jun 17, 2007 4:35 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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"If they don`t want to come, you can`t stop them."

LOL! Oh man....does THIS speak to the issues of opening a new store!!



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ToddF

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Jun 18, 2007 2:28 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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What no Jack Handy quotes!

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Kathy

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Jun 18, 2007 2:58 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Here you go Todd 

"Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don`t know what your rights are, or who the person is you`re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door." --Jack Handy

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Joel

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Jun 18, 2007 3:04 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

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ToddF

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Jun 18, 2007 4:26 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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hahaha I love Jack Handy quotes, that just made my day.

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