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My ‘1 day’ Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very lou d,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, `Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?`
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
`Hell no, they ain`t twins. The oldest one`s 9, and the other one`s 7.
Why the hell would you think they`re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?`
So I replied,
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma`am,
I just couldn`t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.`
My supervisor said I probably wasn`t cut out for this line of work.