OMG Girlz Don`t Exist on teh Intarweb!!!!1
"I`ve been watching and observing the internet for quite some time now. It`s like a science project with the usual control and variables. The control is: I am a girl. The variables are the medium through which this fact is expressed. The results all point to the same paradoxical conclusion: I am a girl, but girls do not exist on the internet."