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I thought this was very appropriate for this time of the year. Juanita
>> THIS LENDS NEW MEANING TO BEING TAXED TO DEATH
>>
>> The Tax Poem
>>
>> At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of
>> it. Be sure to read all the way to the end.
>>
>> Tax his land,
>> Tax his bed,
>> Tax the table
>> At which he`s fed.
>>
>> Tax his tractor,
>> Tax his mule,
>> Teach him taxes
>> Are the rule.
>>
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his pay,
>> He works for peanuts
>> Anyway!
>>
>> Tax his cow,
>> Tax his goat,
>> Tax his pants,
>> Tax his coat.
>> Tax his ties,
>> Tax his shirt,
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his dirt.
>>
>> Tax his tobacco,
>> Tax his drink,
>> Tax him if he
>> Tries to think.
>>
>> Tax his cigars,
>> Tax his beers,
>> If he cries
>> Tax his tears.
>>
>> Tax his car,
>> Tax his gas,
>> Find other ways
>> To tax his ass.
>>
>> Tax all he has
>> Then let him know
>> That you won`t be done
>> Till he has no dough.
>>
>> When he screams and hollers;
>> Then tax him some more,
>> Tax him till
>> He`s good and sore.
>> Then tax his coffin,
>> Tax his grave,
>> Tax the sod in
>> Which he`s laid.
>>
>> Put these words
>> Upon his tomb,
>> Taxes drove me
>> to my doom...`
>>
>> When he`s gone,
>> Do not relax,
>> Its time to apply
>> The inheritance tax.
>> Accounts Receivable Tax
>> Building Permit Tax
>> CDL license Tax
>> Cigarette Tax
>> Corporate Income Tax
>> Dog License Tax
>> Excise Taxes
>> Federal Income Tax
>> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>> Fishing License Tax
>> Food License Tax
>> Fuel Permit Tax
>> Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
>> Gross Receipts Tax
>> Hunting License Tax
>> Inheritance Tax
>> Inventory Tax
>> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>> Liquor Tax
>> Luxury Taxes
>> Marriage License Tax
>> Medicare Tax
>> Personal Property Tax
>> Property Tax
>> Real Estate Tax
>> Service Charge T ax
>> Social Security Tax
>> Road Usage Tax
>> Sales Tax
>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>> School Tax
>> State Income Tax
>> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>> Telephone Federal Universal Ser vice FeeTax
>> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
>> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge=2 0Tax
>> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>> Telephone State and Local Tax
>> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>> Utility Taxes
>> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>> Vehicle Sales Tax
>> Watercraft Registration Tax
>> Well Permit Tax
>> Workers Compensation Tax
>>
>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>>
>> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
>> prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
>> largest middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>>
>> What in the hell happened? Can you spell `politicians?`
>>
>> And I still have to `press 1` for English!?
>>
>> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can help it get
>> there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!
>> THIS LENDS NEW MEANING TO BEING TAXED TO DEATH
>>
>> The Tax Poem
>>
>> At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of
>> it. Be sure to read all the way to the end.
>>
>> Tax his land,
>> Tax his bed,
>> Tax the table
>> At which he`s fed.
>>
>> Tax his tractor,
>> Tax his mule,
>> Teach him taxes
>> Are the rule.
>>
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his pay,
>> He works for peanuts
>> Anyway!
>>
>> Tax his cow,
>> Tax his goat,
>> Tax his pants,
>> Tax his coat.
>> Tax his ties,
>> Tax his shirt,
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his dirt.
>>
>> Tax his tobacco,
>> Tax his drink,
>> Tax him if he
>> Tries to think.
>>
>> Tax his cigars,
>> Tax his beers,
>> If he cries
>> Tax his tears.
>>
>> Tax his car,
>> Tax his gas,
>> Find other ways
>> To tax his ass.
>>
>> Tax all he has
>> Then let him know
>> That you won`t be done
>> Till he has no dough.
>>
>> When he screams and hollers;
>> Then tax him some more,
>> Tax him till
>> He`s good and sore.
>> Then tax his coffin,
>> Tax his grave,
>> Tax the sod in
>> Which he`s laid.
>>
>> Put these words
>> Upon his tomb,
>> Taxes drove me
>> to my doom...`
>>
>> When he`s gone,
>> Do not relax,
>> Its time to apply
>> The inheritance tax.
>> Accounts Receivable Tax
>> Building Permit Tax
>> CDL license Tax
>> Cigarette Tax
>> Corporate Income Tax
>> Dog License Tax
>> Excise Taxes
>> Federal Income Tax
>> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>> Fishing License Tax
>> Food License Tax
>> Fuel Permit Tax
>> Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
>> Gross Receipts Tax
>> Hunting License Tax
>> Inheritance Tax
>> Inventory Tax
>> IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>> Liquor Tax
>> Luxury Taxes
>> Marriage License Tax
>> Medicare Tax
>> Personal Property Tax
>> Property Tax
>> Real Estate Tax
>> Service Charge T ax
>> Social Security Tax
>> Road Usage Tax
>> Sales Tax
>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>> School Tax
>> State Income Tax
>> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>> Telephone Federal Universal Ser vice FeeTax
>> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
>> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge=2 0Tax
>> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>> Telephone State and Local Tax
>> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>> Utility Taxes
>> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>> Vehicle Sales Tax
>> Watercraft Registration Tax
>> Well Permit Tax
>> Workers Compensation Tax
>>
>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>>
>> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most
>> prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
>> largest middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>>
>> What in the hell happened? Can you spell `politicians?`
>>
>> And I still have to `press 1` for English!?
>>
>> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can help it get
>> there!!! GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!