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Feb 17, 2012 5:43 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Friend 1:- The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks
Friend 2:- And did he make it?
Friend 1:- Yes he did it, "I sold my car to pay the bill"

 

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Feb 17, 2012 6:14 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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That was not so bad...

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Feb 17, 2012 6:56 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Mar 13, 2012 1:31 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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I don't get it. I don't find the joke funny enough to call it a good one. Sorry.



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Mar 17, 2012 6:47 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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Very very funny joke lol. Thanks for sharing this funny joke.



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Apr 15, 2012 5:00 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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May 17, 2012 3:10 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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lol!!



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Aug 02, 2012 4:54 PM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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A Paksitani boy got admission in an American school.
Teacher: What's your name ?
Boy: Ahmad
Teacher: No, now you are in America your name is Johny from today.
Boy went home. Mom Asked: how was the day Ahmad?
Boy: I am an American now call me Johnny.
Mom & Dad both got offended and beat himup.
Next day he was back to school, all bruised.
Teacher: What happend Johnny?
Boy: Ma'am, just 4 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis.



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Aug 08, 2012 1:51 AM ET    Quote  Report Abuse
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A: I have the perfect son.

 

B: Does he smoke?

 

A: No, he doesn't.

 

B: Does he drink whiskey?

 

A: No, he doesn't.

 

B: Does he ever come home late?

 

A: No, he doesn't.

 

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

 

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.





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