Now that the government has deregulated Time, my soon-to-be-copyrighted idea will make millions! "Personalized Time!"
C`mon...it`s FANNNNnntastic! Think of the opportunities here! Why, just
for myself, I`ve found that an entire hour is too much to deal with. As
such, I`ve set my clocks ahead 43 minutes. That works perfectly for me,
and causes much less trouble.
In the past, we were supposed to set the clocks back again, in October.
Now, with the government pretty much stepping away from the entire
area, it leaves me the opportunity to set my clocks back in December.
That`s far more convenient for me, as I could use the time to do my
Christmas......sorry...my "Holiday" shopping.
If you hurry, you can own your own Personalized Time franchise. Email me for details, but each franchise costs only $200 (plus
shipping and handling, three easy payments of $66.95, we take credit
cards and PayPal, no one under 18 allowed, must be accompanied by a
Think of the fun you`ll provide! Imagine the barrel of laughs, nifty
party gags, and plain old hijinxes...isus...uzez...WHATever...of having
your Own Personalize Time company! Sign up Now!