ANOTHER LAME BLONDE JOKE
This nice young lady is walking down the sidewalk and comes across a sign that reads "FREE PONY RIDES". She thinks to herself, "You know, I`ve always wanted to learn how to ride a horse." So away she goes to the nearest available pony, puts one foot in the stirrups, and hoists herself up onto the saddle.
Soon all of the available ponies have riders and away they go............
The young blonde is so excited, giggling like a school child. Sitting up in the saddle, her head held high, she`s thinking.........."This is so COOL!!"
Before long, the ponies begin to go just a little faster and it`s not as easy for the young lady to stay straight in the saddle so she grabs the saddle horn. "Piece of cake", she thinks to herself.
But the ponies continue to gain speed and she`s starting to slide off the saddle.
WHOA!!, she yells, as she grabs for the pony`s mane..........
No luck with grabbing the hair, soon she is hanging to one side, only one foot still in the stirrups and one hand grasping desperately to the saddle horn.
Unable to hold on any longer, the blonde is now completely off the pony, one foot stuck in the stirrup, the pony is at a full gallop, and the poor woman`s head is bouncing off the ground.
And then, just as she`s about to lose consciousness........................
The WalMart Manager comes over and unplugs the horse.