Come to find out that `Bill Clinton` is/was an Emu, that funny looking ostrich-type animal. He was the second emu for this particular owner, whose first emu was named `Janet Reno`. Emu or not, she was still a hell of a lot better Attorney General than Alberto Gonzales...
Anyway, Bill Clinton, the emu, wandered around for awhile (just like the real Bill) and was tasered by some bonehead police officers.
The story is here: (warning - much more lax language standards than SuN)
Please join me in my new venture:
First Imus, now Emus. See the conspiracy? What`s next, Famous Amus (sic)?
I wonder if the emu came out medium-rare?